Friday, February 5, 2010

The question that keeps me awake at night....except not really.

It has been a while, but I felt the need to resurrect the blog, as it were. And my topic for coming back will make you shrug, shake your head, or even make you question life as you know it. That's right folks, I'm addressing the question everyone has thought about before, the question you're dying to know the answer to, and the question you won't admit to others you've thought about.......

Is Kevin Spacey gay?

Ok, so you probably thought I was going to get all deep about meaning of life or the end of the world, right? Nope, I don't care about either of those things. I care about which team K-Pax plays for. Kevin Spacey of Pay it Forward, The Usual Suspects, and American Beauty fame is notoriously hard to read on whether he prefers skirts or slacks. He hasn't made any direct comments to support either argument (that I know of) and finding him in pictures with a male or female in close contact is AMAZINGLY difficult (unless it is with a co-star). So I'm forming a plan to try and find the answer, but I cannot reveal the plan as it could compromise my security. Just know, I'm on it, and even if my plan fails miserably, my guess is that he will reveal it on his death bed (hopefully we'll all be alive, or those of us that care will be). When I know something, you'll know something, capeesh?

But post if you want to hear my theory.......yeah, I have a theory.

In the meantime, don't worry your pretty little heads over it. So while I go work on my super special awesome scheme, you should go think about the important things in corn dogs.

1 comment:

Meredith said...